They're both stony-faced stick-thin fashionistas so... Has Posh turned into the Devil Wears Prada?

They  are both reed thin, a constant presence at London Fashion Week and have smiles sighted less often than Halley’s Comet — but that’s not all Victoria Beckham and Anna Wintour have in common. 

Despite the 25-year  age gap, the Spice Girl-turned-designer has formed an unlikely friendship with the U.S. Vogue editor.

And dour-faced Posh, 38, seems desperate to emulate Anna, 63, who’s so frosty she reportedly inspired Meryl Streep’s scary editor role in The Devil Wears Prada…

FUR COATS Fox fur has draped the bony shoulders of many a fashionista. They’re creatures known for being sly, predatory and prone to unprovoked attacks. Foxes can be pretty dangerous, too.

WHITE RA-RA DRESSES Designers often get their ideas from the unlikeliest of sources. Here, the friends model frocks from Posh’s very early, little-known collection inspired by knitted loo-roll covers.

 

LEOPARD PRINT Are the ladies topping up their incomes with shifts behind the bar at the Rovers? Imagine Bet Lynch by Burberry.

GREEN FROCKS Due to the dark glasses both insist on wearing at night, it can be hard for the friends to spot each other at events. So they wear fluorescent clothes, such as Posh’s Oscar de la Renta dress.

BLUE & RED Even in a Jil Sander dress, Posh fails to smile. But who’d be happy in a world where  ‘biscuit’ means a fabric shade?

LONG WHITE DRESS They hit the town looking like a couple of tall, ice-cold glasses of milk (low-fat, lactose-free, naturally).

RAINCOATS In a Burberry trench, Posh, like Anna, is ready for bad weather on the walk from car to door.

SHORT GREY DRESS Both Anna and Victoria like to emphasise their very slender frames. We hear they’re welcomed with open arms at all-you-can-eat buffets.

AT FASHION SHOWS How to conduct oneself when sitting next to a catwalk: stare straight ahead with a slight sneer on your face